May 20, 2012 0 Notes.

It’s such an easy thing to guess, really. It’s right in your face, everyone’s face really. That’s why it’s so easy to miss.

May 20, 2012 61986 Notes.

What's wrong with our society.

Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

May 20, 2012 114 Notes.

death2normalcy:

headlikeawhore:

I wish I didn’t get so turned on so easily.

oh you have a nice voice

bam

horny

#’oh you have a nice smile? boner.’ #’oh you have an accent? boner.’ #’oh you speak another language? please say something. boner.’ #’oh you sing? boner.’ #’oh you play guitar? boner.’ #’oh you’re pretty? boner.’ #’oh you? boner.’ #’oh? boner.’

May 20, 2012 3 Notes.

dorkstrider:

asiraiparthenopaeus:

dorkstrider:

asiraiparthenopaeus replied to your post: you really blow my leaves　

I LOVE THAT I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE READING. BEST FIC, YES?imscreamingimsorryitslate

literally the best thing in existence omg

Flibbertigibit. I’m using that one.

I didn’t think it could get much better than the last chapter, but holy fuck.

Right? I was honestly sitting there with Kiri, completely dumbstruck like ‘How do you top this? Is it possible?’ And they did it. Welp.

May 20, 2012 3 Notes.

dorkstrider:

asiraiparthenopaeus replied to your post: you really blow my leaves　

I LOVE THAT I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE READING. BEST FIC, YES?imscreamingimsorryitslate

literally the best thing in existence omg

Flibbertigibit. I’m using that one.

May 20, 2012 8639 Notes.

did-you-kno:

Source

Guess it’s a good thing I almost never sleep.

May 20, 2012 0 Notes.

I hope you all know you are always welcome to come to me about anything.

I will never turn you away if I’m not leaving or something along those lines. If I can offer you some kind of help or solace I will gladly give it to you if it’s within my ability. Okay?

I love you all.

May 20, 2012 3431 Notes.

did-you-kno:

Source

May 20, 2012 82391 Notes.

Reblog if you honestly think you will be single all of 2012.

hashtag-wholock:

oh-my-peeta:

And 2013 and 2014 and the rest of my life.

(via slugclubmember)

May 20, 2012 1 Notes.

lawful-neutral-lovely-prince:

asiraiparthenopaeus replied to your post: I suddenly want to change my url to ‘brobotschoiceass’

BROBOTS ASS IS VERY CHOICE INDEED I WOULD NEVER FORGET HOW TO TYPE YOUR URL EVER AGAIN

NO ONE SHALL NEVER FORGET MY URL EVER AGAIN.

That’s an understatement holy hell. brobotschoiceass. yes good.